Boring and uninspiring. Well that's reason enough to keep me writing.
This is dedicated to the ugly, putrid, super slapper, kathyb369@protonmail.com
Kathy is a kind of stalker. She loves sending me messages telling me how miserable she is ...
You know, there are loads of mediocre Kathy's out there .... Maybe she's even one of the many stalkers that I get.
Anyhow, this is the lovely message I received from her fake email address:
"well isn't that an interesting conclusion on your part.
The fact of the matter is that I hardly ever check in with these rants as I find them very uninspiring, bearing absolutely no relationship to progress on the parallel society project. These rants are just fluffing up brendan's ego. I'd rather hear progress updates on parallel society.
Ciao. Unsubscribe me if you want"
Ah, a website with my name ….. where I write about my observations of the world? She must have missed several boats. She's even SO LAZY she can't unsubscribe herself.... LOL ... How fucked up would you have to be? LMAO!
Anyhow, she's just one among many losers I need to encounter in my life. Being brilliant is hard enough, without the jealous ones.
Imagine the B In Kathy B stands for Belcher, Bulldog, or Bumpkin. Probably belcher. I can imagine her picking KFC out of her teeth, and farting on her dog. She's sound like that kind of person.
Another interesting stalker I've had lately is the Uni-Stalker.
This person, I assume it's a she, otherwise, it is truly creepier, decided to stalk my on YouTube, my website, and other places I visit onlineÂ
S/he has a name like 'rememberme999' or something weird (and forgettable) leek that.
The hysterical thing is that this person must have met me when I was younger. However, s/he's details are way off. If you are going to stalk at least have some accuracy in your details. It's offensive and unflattering. It's like you don't know me at all.
For instance, S/he makes references to things that vaguely happened in the past.
But the facts are all incorrect.
"You were in a band called 'Kafka'". Sorry, super freak, that wasn't me. Never in a band called 'Kafka'.
"You are basically the same as when you were 19". Wrong again, couldn't be more different.
And on and on ....
So, these losers are kind of a dime a dozen.
I honestly can't imagine the kind of relationships you don't have.
If I did, your partner is one poor, pitiful creature.
I imagine a smegle like individual, taciturn, and having to listen to your dumb twat words.
So now, I've got that out of my system - I will go back to being brilliant, humouring those people who do enjoy my content, and have a good, hard chuckle about you and how truly thick you are ...
Here's to boring, uninspiring, and self-indulging me :-)