Nuremberg by Dragon

I sometimes fantasise about how I would punish all those horrible politicians. When all this covid rubbish is over, and the lawyers smell blood in the water and can see oodles of cash in litigation, then what will happen. Will the wrong doers be punished? Why they end up in jail? Will people's justice be meted out instead? To tell you the truth, I'm not really hopeful. I can't see any politician being punished for any crime or being given any sentence. On the contrary, they will probably see new lucrative positions in 'talking' jobs. You know like politicians who cash in on their 'Chinese' connections, and made a fortune in doing so. There's also a push for a Nuremberg trial. A people's court at one end, and a hope that one of the freedom loving Eastern European states can somehow take over the UN and slip that one into the agenda. Again, I'm not hopeful. In DB's imaginary world of trial and punishment (of course they are guilty, we can skip straight to the punishment part), here's a list of possibilities:

1. Drop them out of a hot air balloon. Round all of them up and put them in hot air balloons (Klaus Slob will need his own hot air balloon - indeed his words would probably propel it to move). Then fly them over somewhere scenic- say the Alps - and simply drop the bottom of the hot air balloon. Watch them rocket down to earth and meet a grizzly fate.

2. Drop them out at sea with a bottle of whisky and some beers.

Grand Lizard Dictator Super Spreader seems to be particularly keen to 'reach for the top shelf'. Well maybe not so much nowadays as he has just 'let it rip'. But I think putting him and his cronies on the ultimate fishing trip in Port Philip Bay. Just a few bottles and whisky, some beers, and leaving them out in the bay. Would work a treat.

3. Click my fingers and let them return to the lizard world.

It's pretty self-evident that politicians are lizards. You can see it in the gills, the haircuts, and the flaky skin. The use of the tongue slip is also common. So, if I could simply click my fingers and return them to the lizard world I would. Drop them off at Gumbaya Park, and let them live out their days in a glass window with some hay and very little sustenance. 4. Buy a few dragons, and turn them into snacks.

Because I've been watching Game of Thrones during this break, I've become quite fond of Dragons. If only we had a dragon - or a couple - sitting atop parliament. For the wrongdoers, we can pull them out on Burke Street. We say the magic word, and a Dragon's fire eviscerates them. Very little cost to the tax payer. Highly efficient. That's my main choice. 5. Death by Clive Palmer.

The final punishment is to lock these people up. Put them in jail for life, and take away their freedom of movement. But even worse, have them watch TV 24/7 with Clive Palmer talking. Surely Clive would love it, that would be a fate worse than death for them, and we could kill more than two birds with one stone. See - there could be justice! In Peace and Parallel,

DB